July 2009
50 posts
This Means I'm....16?
BrooksSMU: god, i wish i could upgrade right now
ashellray: ha
BrooksSMU: mine's like so old
ashellray: wait your plane or your frenchman?
BrooksSMU: my plane!
BrooksSMU: 40 is the new 30
BrooksSMU: and i'm almost 30
BrooksSMU: (which is the new 20)
Sandwich Choice May Say Something About Your...
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I am a tuna sandwich:
Tuna Sandwich Aggressive, achievement-oriented and natural leaders who are driven to succeed in both work and interpersonal relationships. Competitive, driven, intolerant of failure, they demand the best from themselves and those that surround them. However, they become irritated with the minor vicissitudes of life and demonstrate impatience with long lines, rush...
“But at least the walleye won’t care what she’s wearing.”
– True That. T minus 5 hrs.
youngmanhattanite:
Everything your parents grew up on is dying.
This reminds me…I would like to marry a man with a tool shed. Gran Torino anyone? Both my grandfathers and my dad have tool sheds. I used to make “stuff” in them and I really want my kids to have that. If you know of anyone…you know where to find me.
“In their scope, both the Internet and New York are profoundly humbling: young...”
– Bright Lights, Big Internet - NYTimes.com (via highlow)
“New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there.”
– Robert Persig (via simko) (via jessicachu)
“Scientists have found that evolution is driving women to become ever more...”
– Women are getting more beautiful - Times Online (via davemorin)
WatchThis will be the day that goes down in history as the day I learned how to properly fist pump.
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.”
– Leonardo da Vinci (via affremblequotes) (via kortina) (via jessicachu)
“this city where you never have to wonder if the movie will open or the band will...”
– Jenna Sauers [via]
“New York is the best place in the world to be,” he said.
At the time, I interpreted this as a straightforward endorsement of the city. New York is simply where you live if you have any choice in the matter! But I’m no longer so sure of the judgment.
This is the best post I’ve read on Jezebel to date.
Almost makes you like models for real:
And then there were the...
Don't mind if I do.... →
Best Email Of The Month
"Mom, I miss aunt Rachelle."
"Me too."
"Why does she live in NY?"
"Because that's where she works."
"Why does she work so far away? If I were aunt Rachelle, I wouldn't want to work there. NY is the worstest place to work. It's too far away from me."
-William
*Just got off phone with my nephew. Breaks my heart.
Irony Is Alive And Well This Wednesday Morning...
An email I received from one of the GofG photographers this morning:
Rachelle,
I wanted to let you know about a rumor that I heard so that you could address/know about it: someone heard that you had gotten a boyfriend and were not going to events anymore.
Best, K
Thanks for the laughs!
“It seems we have no control whatsoever over our own hearts.”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via jessicachu)
Bruno
I saw Bruno last night. I hated (almost) every minute of it. (?!) Ben Lerer loved it. Neel Shah hated it, my friend Danielle Snyder loved it. Simko thought it was overated. I don’t know what any of this means, just thought I’d share.
“Life is like riding a bicycle - in order to keep your balance, you must keep...”
– Albert Einstein (via nom-nom-nom)
youngmanhattanite:
Ok. That’s fair.
PS. I have no hesitation applying Rachelle Hruska’s SEO blitzkrieg to Abe Foxman-baiting. Is this hypocritical?
Have been away from tumblr for a day. I can see I didnt miss much. I am in love with “Rachelle Hruska’s SEO blitzkrieg” only because I spent months learning how to optimize gofg and am proud.