October 2009
40 posts
“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...”
– David Sedaris (via borednyc)
I SWORE I wouldn't post this.... →
…But how many times in my life will I be able to escort 51 of America’s hottest bachelors around Manhattan? There are some of you out there that shouldn’t watch this. You know who you are. Oh this is part one in a series FYI.
Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but Brian... →
I didn’t want to post this entire email exchange (or the 8 or so similar ones I have with Brian Van from last February) so I just gave you a taste. The only reason I can think of for Brian having such a beef with us is that he got labeled as “that guy” at a party Carney threw. That being said, as you will see in this email exchange, I complimented his dance moves and he went on...
[PS—Betsey Morgenstern is not a real person and... →
Defamer’s Brian Moylan is my new favorite writer today. Hilarious.
Brian Van is whining about capitalism again....
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Chiara's Done It Again: The GofG Guide To The Best... →
I am making her teach me how to knit. I think it would help my anxiety.
“A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front...”
– Sam Haskins (via simko)
Did I Stay For The Whole Game?!
inothernews? Of course I did. Simko did too. We also did this to ourselves around the 13th inning.
On The Death Of Bungalow 8.... →
asimkoo (12:27:29 PM): I WENT TO A MEETING AND CAME BACK TO A CLOSED BUNAGLOWashellray (12:28:10 PM): i know it’s sad
I went to Bungalow 8 on my very first night in NYC over 4 years ago. Since then, the experiences had and people met there, have made up many of my NYC memories. In fact, the first real conversation I ever had with Simko was at Bungalow. It was also inspiration for the...
Berlin may be the new New York, but could New York... →
This is a really great roundup of underground techno parties in nyc that our newest writer, Billy just completed. It’s fun to see how cities around the world borrow from/revive each other.
The Parlor Club Set To Open In Spring, On Spring →
Exciting news.
Work Was SOOO Damn Hard Today! →
My pick for the top 10 hottest Bachelors living in NYC….
“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be...”
– Steve Jobs via hrrrthrrr (via texturism)
Snow...Sunday...Omaha!? →
via minilaarni
The ONE weekend I can head home. There is no home game, and snow?!?! wtf.
“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything...”
– Woody Allen (via soupsoup) (via mikehudack)
How Nonsense Sharpens the Intellect - New York... →
(via davemorin)
I have always be a fan of some good old fashioned nonsense. I also believe that nonsensical people are the most interesting and fun. They also (nonsensically) seem to accomplish more than most. Case in point: all of our employees, my family, and most of my friends.
Here’s proof: In the last 3 hours I have learned that my ad sales guy J is taking a dance class tonight to...
Nebraska: Husker Fans can gather at The Irish... →
Chiara spent a good chunk of her weekend researching where New Yorkers gather to watch their favorite college football teams. This is the most comprehensive list I have seen to date. LOVE IT!
All of my humor developed in the 6th grade. I was...
“Some people consider Sunday evening a time to recover and rest up for the...”
– A. Simko
Match The GofG'er To Their First Concert...
guestofaguest:
The Concerts:
“billy ray cyrus was my first concert. he also inspired my first mullet. (the second was inspired by Garth from Wayne’s World, but that’s another story.)”
“DC Talk, the christian rappers, they sang the epic “I don’t want your sex for now”
“The Janet concert was amazing, she’s a great dancer… the best part was definitely Usher opening for her though. I’m pretty...
“What’ll we do with ourselves this afternoon, cried Daisy, and the day after...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via caryrandolph) (via jessicachu)